by kronos44 » Sat Feb 11, 2012 1:20 pm
good evening, and welcome to the aldorlea news, im your anchor, alexander 'kronos' cole, before you ask, alexander cole is not my real name, but the name i write under.
in local news, the rumours of the Weapon of Mass Distraction i reported on in a precious news report has been confirmed, the weapon TBOL has been anounced, and on the 18th of febuary, a poofball and a chicken shall release this weapon on the world. authorities have declared a state of emergency as millions of people around the world are rioting in supermarkets, trying to stock up on supplies for the release of this WMD, which is rumoured to be able to keep people trapped in their houses for 50 hours,
turning to international news, under new adretana law, heroes are no longer celebrated, and are now just another type of vigilante, adretana PD released an arrest warrant for random pendragon and his party of heroes, warrant was retracted after our beloved queen threatened to bury the police department in a wall of molten hot magma,
search goes on for photos of the elusive leona, and any help on the matter will be greatly appreciated
as always, we end our show on a lighter note, heartwarming family reunions as magic teacher Marion, and princess Alexandra were ressurected from the dead, unfortunately, alexandra is now refusing the title of princess, because she doesnt feel like having it, and she has now been living in the undead guild for quite some time. marion could not be reached for comment on her second chance, as she and Brussian Warren are currently living in an unknown location, rumours speak of acts im not allowed to say on TV.
i hope you enjoyed the news, thank you and good night.
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kronos44 on Sat Feb 11, 2012 9:09 pm, edited 1 time in total.